| What women say and what they really mean 1. Yes = No! 2. No = Yes! 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want. 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry. 6. We need to talk = you're in trouble. 7. Sure, go ahead = you better not. 8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later. 9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron! 10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about? What men say and what they really mean 1. I am hungry = I am hungry. 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy. 3. I am tired = I am tired. 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! 5. I love you = let's have sex now. 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you. 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you. 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you. 11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay! |