| Once A man asked God: Why all the girls are so cute & sweet, and all wifes are always angry? God Answered: Girls are made by me... and you make them Wife...!!! Your Problem.. !!! Hubby came home drunk. To avoid wife's scolding, he took a laptop & started working. Wife: Peeke aye ho kya? Hubby: Nahi meri maa... Wife: Phir suitcase khol ke kya type kar rahe ho??? There are two types of suicide (Fast & Slow): Fast: Gale me rassi dalo and latak jao. Slow: Gale me warmala dalo aur zindagi bhar latke raho. Wife: Agar meri shaadi kisi 'Raakshas' se bhi ho jaati to mai itni Pareshaan nahi hoti jitni tumare saath hun. Awesome reply: Husband: Arrey pagli, Blood Relation me shaadiyan kahan hoti hai... !!! |