Santa and Pappu!

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    Ek Baar Santa Ko Hichki Aayi.... Hichki Ke Saath Paad Bhi Nikal Gaya.....
    Santa: Kamaal Hai Yaar!!!! Yaad Karne Waale Ne Toh Gaand Hi Phaad Di.

    Santa, Apne Bete Pappu Se: Oye Pappu, So Jaa, Nahin Toh Bhoot Aa Jayega.
    Pappu: Aap Logon Ko Toh Bas Sex Karne Ka Bahaana Chahiye..... Chahe Bachhe Ki Phat Jaaye Bhoot Ke Naam Se......

    Pappu, Apne Dston Se: Ek Scientist Aisi BRA Banana Chahta Tha, Jismein Bhagte Huye Girls Ke Boobs Na Hilein Aur Bheegne Par Nipples Na Dikhe...
    Pappu's Friends: Hain??? Sache Mein? Kya Bol Raha Ha Yaar Tu????
    Pappu: Yaar Tension Mat Lo, Maar Diya BC Ko...

    Pappu's appeal to college going girls:
    Please Waise T-Shirts Na Pehne Jin Par Kuch Likha Hota Hai, Kyunki Jab Hu Woh Padhne Ki Kosish Karte Hain Toh Sab Galat Matlab Nikaane Lagte Hai. Dhanyavaad!!!
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    ...your friends compliment you on your new...
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