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    Two drunk blondes are stumbling home one night. One of the girls has to take a pee, so she walks over to the bushes and stumbles off into a field.

    After quite sometime the second blonde that was waiting, goes looking for the other girl. She finds her with a horse giving him a handjob.
    When she asked her what she was doing, she replied, "Hang on I think I might be able to get us a ride home."
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