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    A missionary discovered a tribe of Indians in the Amazon who had never recorded a baptism, confirmation or marriage.

    The missionary soon rectified the situation by baptizing everyone. He also married every beaming couple that walked by.

    Later, the tribal chief told the missionary the tribe had never had so much fun. The missionary asked the chief which part they enjoyed the most.

    "The marriage service," the chief said, smiling.

    "We all got new wives...!"
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