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    A young innocent girl is about to go on her 1st date and is given some words of advice and warnings by her mother; "Look darling, they all want the same thing, so do be very careful and don't you ever let him;

    1. kiss your lips. Your lips are as soft as rose petals and will shrivel,
    2. or touch your breast. They are like of thin crystal and can shatter,
    3. and never ever to touch your "private" part. That one is like a 'grill' and will burn everything it comes in touch with."

    The girl is off, full of excitement and anxiety. Mom waits and waits until just after midnight when she's back.

    "How was it?" asks mom.
    "Oh mom, it was absolutely fantastic, and I think I'm in love!"

    "Lets not go too fast dear. And did he try to come too close?"

    "Well, yes, he did and I did as you said and he was absolutely careful not to hurt or harm me!"

    "What do you mean careful? Did you let him do something?"

    "Not exactly mom, see it was like that. First he wanted to kiss me and I told him what you said, and he stopped. Then he went to touch my breast and again I told him what you said, and he stopped. Then he slowly went under my skirt close to the private part, and I told him what you said, and he then took his hands out and said, 'What a coincidence, I happen to have a nice piece of Fillet and would love to put it in your Grill to cook!!!'"

    "WHAT?!?" screams the mother, "I knew that bastard is no different than all the others. You hopefully stopped him there too, didn't you?"
    "Well, not really mom. You see, he promised to be not only extra careful with me, but careful not to 'burn' his fillet. Every now and then he took it out and had me 'taste it' to see if it was cooked or not."
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