| If you ever feel depressed in your life... open your mailbox...
When I open my mailbox, I find:
10 banks are giving me easy loans. I have won GBP 10000000 and USD 500000 for unknown reasons. 10 Job companies have best jobs for me. 5 matrimonial sites have most suited matches for me. Dr. Batra has claimed that he will cure my hair fall & greying. 3 universities are giving me degrees in random subjects. And to top it all ... Approx 70-80 mails from Priya, Payal, & Neha who are feeling lonely and want to meet me. What else you need from life ??? |