Wish upon a Falling Star

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    Pappu was looking at falling stars and praying for good marks.

    Santa came along and said, "Technology is so advanced that man has reached the moon and your searching for your luck in stars in the same old way.??!!"

    Pappu replied, "Dad, don't be ridiculous, you know babies can also be made in test tubes but have you stopped trying the old way...!!!?"
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