| A 30-year-old man and woman are lying in bed after making love. The woman lays on her side of the bed and rests. The man goes to his side of the bed and says to himself, "Man oh man, I finally did it! I'm no longer a virgin." The woman overhears him talking to himself and asks, "Are you saying you lost your virginity to me?" "Well," the guy explains, "I always wanted to wait and give the woman I love my virginity." Astounded, the woman replies, "So you really love me?" "No," the guy says. "I just got sick of waiting." |