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    Ek Angrez Pakistan Ayaa Taxi li... Rastey Mein Driver Ne Uska Sab Kuch Loot Liya... Uske Kapde Bhi Utaar Liye Aur Us Ko Veeranay Mein Phenk Diya...

    Ek Pathan Udhar Se Guzra Toh Angrez Ne Usko Awaaz di...

    Pathan: Oho... Yeh Kya Ho Laale Di Jaan?

    Angrez Ne Saari baat Rotey Rotey Batai...

    Pathan Apna Naada Kholte Huye Bola: Yaara... Tera Aaj Ka Din Hi Kharaab Hai..!!!
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  • The Birds and The Bees A father asks his 10-year-old son if he knows about the birds and the bees.
    "I don`t want to know!" the child says, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won`t tell me...
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    Sri Lankan sex Minister - Suck MyLingam...
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