'CHOCO-BAR Dress

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    Ek Negro husband Apni Indian wife Ko Kehta Hai: Today is our fancy dress competition, get me one costume...

    Wife goes and brings a Santa Claus dress.

    Negro: You fool, have you ever seen a black Santa???

    Then wife goes and brought a Snow Man's costume.

    Negro: You idiot, have you ever seen a black Snow man??

    Then wife goes again angrily and brings a wooden rod, inserted it in asshole of his husband & said: Ye LE, 'CHOCO-BAR Ban Ja Bhutni Ke!!!!'
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    Husband: Twice? Why didn`t you call me....
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    One evening after dinner as they were...
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