Husband & Wife Humour

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    Patni: Chalo Ek Khel Khelte Hain... Main Chhupti Hoon Aur Aap Mujhe Dhoondhna. Agar Aapne Dhoondh Liya Toh Main Aapke Saath Shopping Karne Chalungi.
    Pati: Aur Agar Nahin Dhoondh Paya Toh ?
    Patni: Aaisa Mat Kaho Jaanu...... Bas Darwaje Ke Peechhe Hee Chhupoongi ...!!!

    Ek Aurat Apne Boyfriend Ke Saath Bazaar Mein Ghoom Rahi Thee Ki Tabhi Uska Pati Mila Gaya.
    Pati Ne Boyfriend Ko Peetna Shuru kar Diya.
    Aurat: Maaro Saaley Ko... Apni Biwi Ko Kabhi Ghumaane Le Jaata Nahi Aur Doosron Ki Biwion Ko Le Jaata Hai.
    Tabhi Boyfriend Ko Josh Aa Gaya Aur Woh Pati Ko Peetne Shuru Kar Deta Hai.
    Aurat: Maar Saale Ko !!! Khud Toh Kabhi Ghumaane Le Jaata Nahi Aur Doosron Ko Bhi Nahin Ghumaane Deta!!!

    Husband: Tumhare Shaadi Se Pehle Kitne Boyfriend The??
    Wife silent...
    Husband Chilla Ke: Mein Iss Khamoshi Ka Kya Matlab Samjhun?
    Wife: Haaye Rabba... Gin Toh Rahi Hun.... Chilla Kyun Rahe Ho...

    Pati: Saab, Meri Patni Gum Ho Gayi Hai!!!
    Postmaster: Oye, Andhaa Hai Kya ??? Ye Post Office Hai, Police Station Jaa Na.
    Pati: Maaf Karna Bhai, Kyaa Karoon, Khushi Ke Maare Kuchh Samajh Nahi Aa Rahaa Ki Kidhar Jaauun ???`
  • Suicide... Suicide... Ek Wife Ne Subah Uthte Hi Apne Pati Ko Pankhe Se Rassi Baandhte Dekha, Toh Ghabrakar Pucha: Arey, Yeh Aap Kya Kar Rahe Ho???
    Husband Ne Dukhi Swar Mein...
  • This Year's Best Lexphillies A competition to see who can come up with the best lexphillies is held every year in an undisclosed location. This year`s winning submission is posted at the very end....
  • Pati, Patni Aur Patient... Patient: Doctor Sahab, Jaldi Kuch Karo, Mere Pairon Par Ek Aurat Ne Gaadi Chadha Di.
    Doctor Ne Usko Achche Se Check Kiya, Aur Paaya Ki Bahut Hi Mamuli Si Chot Hai...
  • Ponderism! 1: Notice at Church: Do not leave your mobile, purses, wallets, hand-bags, girlfriends unattended; others may think it is an answer to their prayers...
  • The Story of EYES! Do you know the relation between two eyes...???
    They never see each other... BUT, 1. They blink together.
    2. They move together...
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