Boldest Proposal

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    Ladka, Ladki ke Baap Se: Mai Aapki Beti ka Haath Mangne Aaya Hu..!!!
    Baap: Kyun ??
    Ladka: Kyunki Ab Mera Haath thak Chuka Hai...

    Pota: Dadaji Ye Condom Kya Hota Hai?
    Dadaji: Chal Bhag, Mujhe Nahi Pata.
    Pota: Main Janta Tha Buddhe, Tujhe Pata Hota Toh Aaj PROPERTY Ke 14 Tukde Nahin Hote.

    Ek Baar Ek Aadmi Ke PENIS pe Madhu-Makkhi kaat gayi. He goes to a doctor with his wife.
    Wife Sharmate Hue: Doctor Saab, Sirf Dard Ki Dawa Dena, Sujan Rehne Dena.
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