| A man goes into a bar, he's really pissed off. He sits down and orders a beer. "What's wrong?" The barman asks him. "Lawyers are assholes!" he exclaims. A huge redneck sitting next to him gets up, prods him on the shoulder and slurs, "Mister, ah take exception to that!" Looking him up-and-down the man is confused. "Why? Are you a Lawyer?" he asks. "Nope!" replies the redneck. "I'm an asshole!" |