Pappu at His Best

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    Principal: School Ka time 8 baje Ka Hai Aur Tum 9 Baje Aa Rahe Ho?
    Pappu: Sir Aap Na Mera Intezar Na Kiya Karo, Apne Time Se School Shuru Kar diya Karo.

    Santa: Oyee ! Tumne Apni Sagai Kyun Tod Di ??
    Pappu: Papa, Uska Koi Boyfriend Nahin Tha.
    Santa: To Phir Problem Kya Hai ?
    Pappu: Jo Aaj Tak Kisi Ki Nahin Ho Saki Wo Meri kya Hogi.

    Pappu Apni Gali Ke Ek Dukandar Se: Uncle Rang Gora Karne Waali Cream Hai???
    Dukandar: Haan Hai.
    Pappu: Toh Lagate Kyun Nahi, Main Roz Aapki Shakal Dekhkar Darr Jata Hun?

    Pappu: Daadi Neend nahi Aa Rahi. Hum Kuc Baate Karein?
    Daadi: Theek Hai.
    Pappu: Daadi Kya Hum Hamesha 5 Hi Rahenge? Aap, Mom, Dad,Main aur Behen.
    Daadi: Nahi Beta aapki shaadi Ho Jayegi Toh 6 Ho Jayenge.
    Pappu: Fir Behen Chali Jayegi Shaadi Karke Toh Phir 5 Ho Jayenge.
    Daadi: Beta Phir Aapka Beta Ho Jayega Toh 6 Ho Jayenge.
    Pappu: Phir Aap Mar Jaaogi Toh Hum Wapas 5 Ho Jayenge.
    Daadi: Kaminne, Kutte, Haramkhor... Soja Chup Chaap.
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