Hats off to all MEN

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    If sex without wife's consent is rape...
    Then by this logic:
    Spending husband's money by the wife without his consent is a breach of trust - 406.
    Taking money from his wallet is a theft - 379.
    Forcefully taking out money with assault, from his possession is a robbery - 392.
    Taking out money With a threat to do somthing is a extortion - 382 & 506.
    Phir Bhi Ye Masoom Aur Mazloom AADMI Kuch Nahi Kehta Bas SEHTA Hai.

    Hats off to all MEN.
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