Avoid Ice...

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    Beer and ice will give you hangovers.

    Vodka and ice will ruin your kidneys.

    Rum and& ice will ruin your liver.

    Whiskey and ice will ruin your heart.

    Gin and& ice will ruin your brain.

    Pepsi and ice will ruin your teeth

    Apparently ICE is lethal!!! Warn all your friends: LAY OFF THE ICE! Just drink it straight!!!

    Copy and paste this immediately. You could save a life!!! AND, don't forget ice also sank the Titanic!
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