Santa with a Meter

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    Suhagrat Mein Santa Ne Biwi Se Puchha: Tumne Shaadi Se Pehle Kitni Baar Sex Kiya Hai?

    Biwi: Kabhi Nahi.

    Santa: Mere Pass Check Karne Ka Meter Hai... Abhi Daal Ke Check Kar Lunga.

    Biwi: Ek Baar... Vo Bhi Galti Se.

    Santa: Jhooth Mat Bol, Mere Pass Meter Hai.

    Mujhe Maaf Kar Do... 10-15 Baar Kiya Hai.

    Santa: Sach Bata Warna Main Meter Laga Raha Hun.

    Biwi: Ja Kanjra, Laga Le Meter... Jitni Baar Maine Sex Kiya Hai Na... Utne Number Toh Tere Meter Mein Bhi Nahi Honge...
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