| In Jail... Sanjay Dutt: Jailer Sahab, Mujhe Phir Se Baapu Dikh Rela Hai! Jailer: Kidhar? Sanjay Dutt: Wo Udhar, Dhoti Mein. Jailer: Abe Asaram Baapu Hai Wo!!! Akbar and one Gujju were best friends. The Gujju went to a Masjid for the 1st time with Akbar. Akbar enters the Masjid and says: Allah hu Akbar...... Gujjubhai Thodi Der Sochne Ke Baad: Allah, Hu Jignesss Patel..... Biwi: Wo Saamne Sharabi Dekh Rahe Ho ? Pati: Husband: Haan! Kyun, Tum Jaanti Ho Us Ko? Biwi: Haan. 10 Saal Pehle Maine Use Shaadi ke Liye Inkaar Kiya Tha. Aur Woh Aaj Tak Pee Raha Hai. PATI: Baap Re...... Itna Lamba celebration!!! A couple went to an Art Gallery. Ther was a picture of a girl covered only by Leaves. Husband was watching. Wife: Ghar abhi chaloge, Ya Hawa Aane tak rukoge!!! A man went to the marriage hall to reserve wedding date... Office was closed and he read the following Notice outside the office: "Office closed between 1 pm and 3 pm... you may use this time to think again." When a woman loves you, you are a husband...... When many women love you, you are an actor...... When hundreds of women love you, you are an idol...... When thousands of women love you, you are a leader........ But When all the women in the city love you, then you are a Best Paanipuri wala. |