LEONE or LION ?

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    A Teacher asks students about sounds made by animals......

    Teacher: dog....

    Student: Bhow Bhow....

    Teacher: Cat...

    student: Meow Meow...

    Teacher: Lion...

    Papput: Aaah aaaaaaah..... yeehh yeeehh..... commme oonnnn ohhhh.... yesssssss.....

    Teacher: Pappu.... !!! I said LION not LEONE

    Pappu: O Teri!!!! Sorry mam...
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    Biwi: Kabhi Nahi.
    < Santa: Mere Pass Check Karne Ka Meter Hai... Abhi Andar Daal Ke...
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