| Ek Student Ko Apni Life Me Khud Par Sabse Zyada Proud Kab Hota Hai ? Jab Usko Exam Mein Kuch Na Aata Ho, Aur Pichhe Se Teacher Aake Kahe: Copy Chhupa Lo, Pichhe Wala Dekh Raha Hai... Kasam Se, Seena Kushi Se Chauda Ho Jaata Hai... A School Inspection Inspector: Ek bade Ccientist Ka Naam Batao? Student: Alia Bhatt..!! Inspector: Aap Ye Sikhate Ho School Mein? Teacher: Ye Totla Hai Sir... Ye Bol Raha Hai... ARYABHATT Pappu Kayi Dino Se School Nahi Ja Raha Tha. Toh Kaafi Dino Ke Baad School Jane Per Teacher Pappu Se Puchti Hai: Itne Din Se Kahaan The? Pappu: Bird Flu Ho Gaya Tha. Teacher: Par Yeh Toh Birds Mein Hota Hai. Pappu (Gusse Me): Insaan Hi Kaha Rehne Diya Apne, Roj To Murga Bana Dete Ho... Top Replies by Teachers if they don't know the answers: 1) I think the question is wrong. 2) I'll tell you tomorrow. 3) Don't ask foolish questions! 4) You'll study this in the next semester. & the most famous one, 5) Nice question, raise your hands who know the answer of this question ? If no one raises... Then it is an assignment for you. Teacher: Pappu, What's 5 - 5? Pappu remains quiet. Teacher tries again: Agar Tere Paas 5 Bhaturey Hain, Aur Maan Lo Ki Vo 5 Bhature Tum Se Le Loon Toh Tumhaare Paas Kya Bachega? Pappu: Chholle.....!!!! |