Bechara Santa

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    Santa Apni Kaamwaali Ko Ched Raha Tha.
    Kamwaali: Badtamizi Mat Kar, MOR Bana Dungi.
    Santa: Murga Banaate Suna Tha!!! MOR Kaise Banate Hain?
    Kamwaali: Pichwaade Mein Ulta Jhaadu Daal Ke!!!!

    Ek Ladki Bina Sex Kare Santa Se Paise Leke Bhaag Gayi....
    Santa Ne Paper Mein Ad Diya: Ek Ladki, 5'3", Rang Gora, Naam Rani, Bhen Ki Taki, Jise Mile Ragad Dena, Payment Ho chuki Hai.

    Santa Roz Biwi Ko Sex Ke Waqt Bolta Tha: Aur Tight Kar, Aur Tight Kar, Achhe Se Tight Kar...
    Ek Din Tang Aakar Biwi Gusse Se Boli: Kanjar, Bahar Jaa Ke Ganne Ke Juice Ki Machine Main Dal Le, Tight Bhi Pura Hoga Aur Juice Bhi Jyada Niklega!!!

    Santa's Girlfriend Told Him To Bring The Protection.
    Next time when they go on a date, Santa brought, 3 Brothers, 5 Cousins with Hockey Sticks and baseball bats.
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