Suhagraat Ke Kisse!

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    Suhagraat Pe Ladka Biwi Ko Sirf Kiss Kar Ke So Gaya.
    Subah Maa Boli: Bahu, Mandir Jaane se Pehle Naha Lo...
    Bahu, Gusse Mein: Sirf Brush Kar Leti Hun Maaji, Baaki Sab Fresh Hai.

    Badi Behen Honeymoon Pe Gayi.
    Choti Ne SMS Kiya : Didi Jo Jeans Di Thi Vo Jarur Pehenana.
    Didi's Reply: Is Tharki Ne 4 Din Se Underwaer Tak Toh Pehnane Nahin Diya, Tujhe Jeans Ki Padi Hai.

    Suhagraat Ko Over Smart Husband Lakhnavi Andaaz Mein Bola: Ijaazat Hai ?
    Biwi Boli: Humne Toh Kabhi Gairon Ko Bhi Mana Nahi Kiya, Aap Toh Phir Bhi Apne Hain.... Bismillah Keejiye.

    Banta Ki Shaadi Hui Toh Suhagraat Ke Pe Wo Apni Biwi Ko Peeche Se Karne Laga. Biwi: Suniye J, Aage Se Karte Hain. Banta, Hairani Se: Tumhe Kaise Pata? Biwi: Jab Mein College Mein Thi Tab Mujhe Kuch Gundey Utha Kar Le Gaye The, Tab Unhone Aage Se Kiya Tha. Banta: Saale!!!! Ye Gundey Bhi Bahut Confuse Karte Hain Jab Mujhe Le Gaye The Toh Peeche Se Kiya Tha!!!
  • Love and Sex Redhead: Tell me, what is sex ?
    Blonde: Sex is when you dress up go to a bar flirt with a guy he buys you drinks. You go to bed and he leaves some money...
  • Let's Play Ambulance-Ambulance Pappu Ki Ek Ladki Se Kafi Time Se Setting Chal Rahi Thi, Bahut Manaane Ke Baad Vo Sex Ke Liye Raazi Hui.
    Pappu Ne Sham Ko Use Apne Ghar Bulaya Aur Bola: Chal Aaj Ambulance-Ambulance Khelte...
  • Dilemma!!! One friend said to the other, "What is a dilemma?"
    He replied, "Well, there`s nothing better than an example to illustrate that.
    Imagine that you are laying in...
  • Holy Soap!!! Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step into the showers before they realize there is no soap. Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it....
  • The Virtuous Woman Morris the matchmaker approached a single woman and told her he had a husband for her. "I`m ashamed to bring this up," he said, "but the man wants to be sure you are compatible...
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