| Wife is angry as hubby stands too close to a beautiful girl in bus, a few seconds later the girl slaps him for pinching. Hubby to wife: I swear I didn't. Wife: I know, I did it... Doctor to injured patient: Jab Car Ek Lady Vhalaa Rahi Thi Toh Tumhein Road Se Dur Hat Jaana Chahiye Tha. Patient: Kaun Sa Road? Main Toh Garden Mein Letaa Huaa Tha. Husbund & Wife Ek Hi Plate Mein Pani Puri Kha Rahe The, 1 Dusre Ki Aankhon Mein Aankhe Daal Ke. Wife, Pyar Se: Aaise Kya Dekh Rahe Ho? Husband: Thoda Aaram Se kha.... Meri Baari Hi Nahi Aa Rahi !!! Husband to Wife: Tum Sabke Saamne AG, OG, Suno G Kah Kar Kyun Boltee Ho? Wife: Hum Indian Wives Sanskaron Waali Hoti Hain, Kabhi Sabke Saamne Apne Pati Ko 'Abe Gadhe' Ya 'Oye Gadhe' Ya Sun O Gadhe' Nahin Bol Sakti. Isliye Short Mein AG, OG, Sun O G Kehti Hain. A wife wrote this specially for her husband: Kabhi Kabhi Mere Dil Mein, Ye Khayal Aata Hai.... Kabhi Kabhi Mere Dil Mein, Ye Khayal Aata Hai.... Jab Tu Raat Ko 11.00 Baje So Jaata Hai, Toh Next Day Morning Tera Whatsapp Last Seen at 2.30 AM Kyuin Dikhata Hai??? |