| Good: Your wife is pregnant. Bad: It`s triplets Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago Good: Your wife s not talking to you Bad: She wants a divorce Ugly: She`s a lawyer Good: Your son is finally maturing Bad: He`s involved with the woman next door Ugly: So are you Good: Your son studies a lot in his room Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there. Ugly: You`e in them Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids Bad: You can`t find your birth control pills Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them Good: Your husband understands fashion Bad: He`s a cross-dresser Ugly: He looks better than you Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter Bad: She keeps interrupting Ugly: With corrections Good: The postman`s early Bad: He`s wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas Good: Your son is dating someone new Bad: It`s another man Ugly: He`s your best friend Good: Your daughter got a new job Bad: As a hooker Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients |