| Pappu Ko Scooty Chalate Huye Dekh Kar Uske Dost Ne Pucha: Ye Scooty Kab Li Tune? Pappu: Kal Raat Ek Ladki Mujhe Scooty Par Baitha Kar Bahut Dur le Gayi Aur Saare Kapde Utaar Ke Boli - Jo Chahiye Le Lo... Mein Uski Scooty Le Ke Aa Gaya... Ab Tu Hi Bata Uske Kapdon Ka Main Kya Karta???? Theek Kiya na Maine? Teacher: What is the opposite of laughing? Pappu: Fucking! Teacher: Shame on you! How is that? Pappu: Laughing is ha ha ha ha and fucking is ah ah ah ah!!! Pappu to his friend: Yaar, Tumne Kabhi Gaur Kiya Ki PANEER Rs.180/Kg PETROL Rs.70/ltr CONDOM sirf Rs. 20 for 3 pcs Aakhir Ye Sarkaar Humse Chahti Kya Hai??? Khao Mat, Ghumo Mat, Bas LAGE Raho..!!! Pappu: Madam, when I grow up, how will my wife have a baby? Teacher, after thinking for sometime): An angel will come from heaven & hand over a baby to your wife. Pappu: So who do I need to fuck, Wife or angel ???? |