| Since today is 31st December, these some Self-Care Tips for drunkards will be useful.... 1. Symptom : Cold and humid feet. Cause: Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the Drink on your feet). Cure: Manoeuver glass until open end is facing upward. 2. Symptom: The wall facing you is full of lights. Cause: You're lying on the floor. Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor. 3. Symptom: The floor looks blurry. Cause: Looking through an empty glass. Cure: Quickly refill your glass! 4. Symptom: The floor is moving. Cause: You're being dragged away. Cure: At least ask where they're taking you! 5. Symptom: You hear echoes every time someone speaks. Cause : You have your glass on your ear and tryin to drink from it. Cure: Stop making a fool of yourself! 6. Symptom: Your dad and all your brothers are looking funny. Cause: You're in the wrong house. Cure: Ask if they can point you to your house. 7. Symptom: The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and the music is very repetitive. Cause: You're in an ambulance. Cure: Don't move. Let the professionals do their job. ISSUED IN PUBLIC INTEREST. |