What You Can Do With a Penis

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    A guy told a girl that the penis is the only thing you can describe using all 26 letters of the alphabet.

    A - Admire it.
    B - Blow it.
    C - Cuddle it.
    D - Double it.
    E - Excite it.
    F - Fondle it.
    G - Grease it.
    H - Handle it.
    I - Increase it.
    J - Jiggle it.
    K - Kiss it.
    L - Love it.
    M - Moisturize it.
    N - Nurture it.
    O - Over stretch it.
    P - Pull it.
    Q - Quash it.
    R - Rub it.
    S - Stroke it.
    T - Toss it.
    U - Use it.
    V - Violate it.
    W - Wet it.
    X - Xamine it.
    Z - Zip it.
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