Bechaara Santa!!!

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    Santa Apni Wife Ke Saath Ek Party Mein Gaya.
    Thodi Der Ke Baad Wife Ne Dekha Ki Santa Ek Sundar Si Mahila Se Bahut Ghul-Milkar Muskuraate Hue Baatein Kar Rahaa Thaa.
    Wife Ne Dheere Se Santa Ke Kaan Mein Jaakar Kaha: Lautate Samay Kisi Medical Store Se Hote Hue Chalenge.
    Santa: Kyon ? Kya Lena Hai ?
    Wife: Marham-Patti Kaa Saamaan.
    Santa: Par Kis Liye ?
    Wife: Ghar Pahunch Kar Tumhaari Choton Par Lagaane Ke Liye....
    Santa: Par Mujhe Toh Koi Chot Nahin Lagi Hai !!!
    Wife: Abhi Hum Ghar bhi Kahaan Pahunche Hain....!!!!

    Ek Baar Santa Ne Socha Ki Apni Wife Ko Ek Surprise Diya Jaye Toh Usne Wife Ko Bina Bataye Nayi Car Khareed Li.
    Ghar Pahunchte Hi Santa Ne Excitement Ke Maare Darwaaje Se Hi Awaaj Laga Di: Yaar Sunti Ho, Aaj Tumhaara Barson Ka Sapna Poora Ho Gaya!
    Biwi Daudti Hui Kitchen Se Bahar Aayi Aur Shock Mein Chillai: Haye, Haye!!!! Kya Ho Gaya Saasu Maa ko?????

    Santa Apni Wife Ko Cherte Huye Bola: Maine Tumhe Bina Dekhe Shadi Ki, Can you believe that?
    Wife: Aur Meri Himmat Toh Dekho, Maine Tumhe Dekhne Ke Baad Bhi Tumse Shadi Ki.

    Santa Ki Wife Ne Ambulance Ke Liye Phone Kiya. Operator Ne Pucha: Madam, Kya Takleef Hai Aapko?
    Santa's Wife: Vo Table Ki Thokar Se Mere Pair Ki Ungli Mein Thodi Si Lag Gayi Hai.
    Operator: Ye Kya Mazaak Hai Madam!!! Itni Choti Si Baat Ke Liye Bhi Koi Ambulance Bulaata Hai???
    Santa's Wife: Nahin Bhaisaab!!! Ambulance Mujhe Apne Liye Nahin, Apne Husband Ke Liye Chahiye.... Vo Darasal Jab Mujhe Lagi Toh Unki Hasi Nikal Gayi Thi....
  • It's a Miracle!!! Murphy drops some buttered toast on the kitchen floor and it lands butter-side-up. He looks down in astonishment, for he knows that it`s a law of nature of the universe that buttered toast...
  • Top One liners about India 1. Sarcasm is like electricity, half of India doesn`t get it.
    2. An incredible country where actors are playing cricket, cricketers are playing politics...
  • Simple Addition Teacher: If I gave you 2 rabbits, and another 2 rabbits and another 2, how many will you have?
    Pappu: Seven Sir.
    Teacher: No, listen carefully....
  • Whatsapp Message... There was a large group of frinds on Whatsapp. There were around 40 to 50 pepole in that group....
    Conversation: Member A: Happy Birthday Tina....
  • Bechaare Ladke!!! Boy: Mom Aaj Khaane Mein Kya Banaya Hai...
    Mom: Baigan Ki Sabji...
    Boy: Kya Mom!!!! Phir Baigan Ki Sabji? Aapko Toh Pata Hai Ki Mujhe Baigan Bilkul Achche...
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