13 Month Pregnancy

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    A man goes to a railway station and looks to board the train which would take him to the place he wanted to go.

    He sees that all the compartments are full and that there is place only in the "Pregnant Women's Compartment".

    So he devises a plan and manages to get a black "Burkha" and gets into the "Pregnant Women's Compartment" disguised with a soft ball stomach.

    The train starts off, the man now is quietly seated with his face covered beside another lady this lady is also pregnant but she is one hot babe, this guy is getting excited but keeps quite, she looks at him and asks him, "So how long has it been?"

    The man not knowing what to say, replied 13 months, the woman is staggered and asks him, "Lady are you giving birth to a human baby or an elephant?"

    The man replies, "An elephant..... Look the trunk is already out!"
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