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    Me: Say 'I am a man' after everything I say.
    Friend: Alright.

    Me: You broke up with your girlfriend.
    Friend: I am a man.

    Me: You decided to get drunk.
    Friend: I am a man.

    Me: You went to the bar.
    Friend: I am a man.

    Me: You found a hot chick there.
    Friend: I am a man.

    Me: You invited her to your house and she said yes.
    Friend: I am a man.

    Me: You both came into your room and had sex.
    Friend: I am a man.

    Me: Next morning you wake up.
    Friend: I am a man.

    Me: And she says...
    Friend: I am a man.
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