| Law of equality: The time taken by a wife when she says I'll get ready in 5 minutes is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says 'I'll call you in 5 minutes! Law of Queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. Law of Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone. Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. Bath Theorem: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings. Law of Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will. Law of Bio mechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. Theatre Rule: People with the seats at the farthest from the entry arrive last. Law of Proposal: After you accept a proposal you will get a better one... Law of getting late: When you reach early for something it will never start on time. |