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    There is a story about monastery in Europe perched high on a cliff several 100 feet in the air. The only way to reach the monastery was to be suspended in a basket, which was pulled to the top by several monks, who pulled and tugged with all their strength. Obviously, the ride up the steep cliff in that basket was terrifying.

    One tourist got exceedingly nervous when he was half-way up as he noticed that the rope by which he was suspended was old and frayed.

    With a trembling voice he asked the monk who was riding with him in the basket how often they change the rope.

    The monk thought for a moment and answered brusquely, "Whenever it breaks."
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