Pati, Patni Aur Jhagda

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    Pati: Priye, Kal Subah Kya Tum Mere Saath Yoga Class Chalna Pasand Karogi?
    Patni: Tum Kehna Kya Chahte Ho, Main Kya Moti Ho Gayi Hoon?

    Pati: Koi Baat Nahin, Ichcha Nahi Hai Toh Mat Chalo.
    Patni: Matlab Main Aalsi Hoon?

    Pati: Arey Tum Gussa Kyun Kar Rahi Ho?
    Patni: Matlab Main Hamesha Jhagadti Joon!

    Pati: Arey Maine Aisa Kab Bola?
    Patni: Matlab Ki main Jhoothi Hoon!

    Pati: Achcha Baba, Main Nahin Jaata Hoon!
    Patni: Main Sab Samajthi Hoon, Darasal, Tum Le Jana Hi Nahin chahte The...

    Pati Ne Chup Rehne Mein Hi Bhalaai Samjhi Aur Chup Chaap So Gaya...
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