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    Apni Sharaab Kee Lat se pareshaan Santa Doctor Ke Paas Gaya.

    Santa: Doctor Sahab.... Meri Sharaab Chhudaao !

    Doctor: Roz Kitni Peete Ho ?

    Santa: 4 Peg !

    Doctor: Aaj Se 1 Peg Kam Kar Do Aur 1 Hafte Ke Baad Mujhse Milo.

    1 Hafte Baad....
    Doctor: Abhi Kitni Pee Rahe Ho Roz ?

    Santa: Jitni Aapne Bataayi Thee... Sirf 3 Peg !

    Doctor: Aaj Se 1 Peg Aur Kam Kar Do Aur Agle Hafte Mujhe Phir Se Milo.

    Phir 1 Hafte Ke Baad...
    Doctor: Ab Kitne Peg Le Rahe Ho ?

    Santa: 2 Peg Sir !

    Doctor: Good ! Ab Aaj Se Daily Sirf 1 Peg Lena Hai, Theek Hai? Santa: Par Doctor Sahab... 1 Peg Mein Poori Bottle... Peg Kuchh Jyada Tight Nahi Ho Jayega ???
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