| Having downed a few drinks, a gud luking lady turned around,faced him, looked straight in the eye, and said: Listen buddy, I am always ready to get screwed by anybody, anytime, anywhere your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, standing up,sitting down, naked or with clothes on, 24/7. The guy: No kidding ? I'm in Army too ! Which unit are you with ? |