| A guy went to see his doctor regarding his receding hairline. The doc looked him over and said, "Well... are you married ?" "Yes, I am" said the guy. So the doctor looked at him and sai, "OK here's what you need to do. Every night finger your missus and rub sorm of the fanny batter on your head and the hair will grow Back. I guarantee it." The guy looked at the doctor and said, "But Doc You're as bald as a fucking EGG !" Doctor said, "Know mate but LOOK at my Moustache!!!" |