| Santa and the local priest were always fighting and arguing, and eventually they finished up in court. After listening to evidence from bath sides, the magistrate said, "I feel sure that this can be settled amicably. Shake hands with each other, and say something for good will." The priest shook Santa's hand and said, "I wish for you what you wish for me." "See, Your Honour," said Santa. "HE'S STARTING AGAIN." |