Feeding Chickens

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    Murgiyon Ke Farm Mein Inspection Ke Liye Ek Inspector Aaya.

    Inspector: Tum Murgiyon Ko Kya Khilate Ho?

    Pehla Aadmi: Janaab Bajra...

    Inspector: Kharab Khana, Ise Giraftaar Kar Lo.

    Dusra Aadmi: Sir Ji, Mein Chawal Daalta hun Inko.

    Inspector: Galat Khana, Ise Bhi Giraftar Kar Lo.

    Ab Baari Aayi Apne Santa Ki.

    Santa (Darte-Darte): Hum Toh ji Murgiyon Ko 10-10 Rs De Dete Hain Aur Kehte Hain Ki Jo Tumhari Marji Ho Jaakar Khaa Lo.
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