| A guy came out of his local pub. Across the road was a brothel. He looked in his wallet and had enough money so he crossed the road. Being rather intoxicated, he staggered diagonally across and went through the wrong door, and into the Chiropody clinic next door. He went to the girl in reception and said how much is it for the full treatment ? She replied, "Sir, it's 25 pounds." He said, "25 Quid ? Blimey that's not bad !" She smiled at him and said, "OK sir if you go in and take them out She'll be in in a moment to deal with you. Two minutes later a young female chiropodist walked into the room and there was the guy with his genitlia on the table waiting. "Hey !!!" She yelled. "That isn't a FOOT." He looked at her and said, "Bloody Hell Lass GIVE IT TIME !" |