Facebook Ka Kamaal!!!

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    Class Ke Dauraan Ek Ladke Ne Apna Facebook Account khola Aur Status Update Kia: I am using fb in Class.

    Professor Ne Us Pe Comment Kia: Class Se Nikal Jao.

    Principal Ne Professor Ke Comment Ko Like Kia.

    Dost Ne Comment Kia: Oye Cafe Aaja.

    Maa Ne Comment Kia: Nalayak Kahin Ka, Class Nahin Attend Karni Toh Sabzi Le Kar Ghar Aaja.

    Baap Ne Bhi Comment KAr Dia: Dekh Lo Apne Bete Ki Harkatein.

    Usi Waqt Girlfriend Ka Comment Aa Gaya: Dhokhe Baaz Tum Ne Toh Kaha Tha Ki Hospital Mein Hun... Daadi Aakhri Stage Par Hain Isliye Milne Nahin Aa Sakta. Aur Aakhiri Khatarnaak Commnent Bhi Padhiye...

    Daadi Ji Ka Comment: Tere Munh Min Keede Padein Haraam Khor, Main Abhi Zinda Hoon.
  • Miss You!!! Patni Ne Apne Maike Se Pati Ko Phone Kiya Aur Pucha: Kaise Ho ???
    Pati: Theek-Theek Hun Jaanu. Tum Batao, Tum Kaisi Ho?
    Patni: Main Bhi Theek Hun...
  • Feeding Chickens Murgiyon Ke Farm Mein Inspection Ke Liye Ek Inspector Aaya.
    Inspector: Tum In Murgiyon Ko Kya Khilate Ho?
    Pehla Aadmi: Janaab Bajra...
  • Out of Court Settlement Santa and the local priest were always fighting and arguing, and eventually they finished up in court. After listening to evidence from bath sides, the magistrate said, "I feel sure that this...
  • Jeeto's Secret Admirer!!! Santa Aur Uski Biwi, Jeeto, So Rahe The. Raat Ko Takreeban 2 Baje Jeeto Ke Mobile Par Message Ki Tone Baji. Santa Chaunk Kar Uthta Hai Aur Mobile Pe Messagae Check....
  • Trust... Mulla Nasruddin and his wife went to Israel for their holidays, and visited a night club in Tel Aviv. A comedian was on the bill who did his whole act in Hebrew. Nasruddin`s wife sat through...
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