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    MBBS Professor: The Sperm is made up of Glucose, the same material Sugar is made of.

    A Girl raised her hand: Then why doesn't it taste like Sugar?
    Suddenly silence in hall.

    Girl: Oops.

    Then Professor's reply was also a Medical master piece:
    My dear, that's because, the taste buds are located on the tip of your Tongue and not at the end of your Throat.
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    "Yes, I am," said the guy...
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    "Yeah," the guy replied. "How did you guess...
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