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    Mele Mein Announcement Hui:
    Ek Bachcha Mila Hai, JIN KA HAI, Aa Kar Le Jaayein.
    Santa Bheed Se Chillata Hua Aaya: Mujhe Bhi Dikhaaaaaooo JIN KA BACCHA Kaisa Hota Hai...

    Santa: Yaar, Saamne Waale Makaan Mein Ek Ladki Har Roz Khidki Mein Se Rumaal Hila-Hila Ke Ishaare Karti Hai Per Kabhi Khidki Nahin Kholti. Ab Tu Hi Bata Yaar Kya Karun?
    Banta: Behak Mat Bhai, Vo Ladki Tukhe Dekhkar Rumaal Nahin Hilaati.... Darasal Vo Us Ghar Ki Naukraani Hai Aur Khidki Ke Sheeshe Saaf Karti Hai.

    Jeeto Ek Dibbe Mein Apne Bachche Ki Potty Lekar Test Karwaane Jaati Hai.
    Doctor: Behan Ji, Yo Potty Nahin Halwa Hai.
    Jeeto, Hairaani Se Aur Lagbhag Rote Hue: Doctor Ji, Muje Ek Phone Call Karni Hai, Badi Urgent and Important Hai... Please Doctor Saab...
    Doctor: Kar Lijiye Behanji, Koi Baat Nahi, Lekin Hua Kya???
    Jeeto: Unko Batana Hai Ki Vo Galat Dibba Office Le Gaye Hain.

    Santa Sharaab Pee Kar Jaa Raha Thaa. Raaste Main Vo Ek Saadhu Se Takra Jaata Hai.
    Sadhu Gusse Mein: Aye Murkh Mein Tujhe SHRAAP Deta Hun...
    Santa: Rukiye Maharaj, Mein Glass Leke Aata Hun.
  • Golfing Lessons The new golfer asked the pro, "How much for a golf lesson?"
    "They`re 13 lessons for $150 or a single lesson for $1,000."
    "Why do you charge $1,000 for a single lesson...
  • Emergency Landing A helicopter carrying passengers suddenly looses engine power and the aircraft begins to decent. The pilot safely performs an emergency landing in water, and tells the passengers to remain...
  • Reference Books!!! Why do ENGINEERING students always prefer local author books than REFERENCE books???
    `Jack & Jill went up the hill...
  • Facebook Ka Kamaal!!! Class Ke Dauraan Ek Ladke Ne Apna Facebook Account khola Aur Status Update Kia: I am using fb in Class...
  • Legal and Logical Pappu failed in the final Law Exam & decided to make a deal with the Professor. Pappu: Sir, Can I ask you one question?
    Professor: Yes.
    Pappu: If you can answer...
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