Bill Gates vs Seve Jobs

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    Bill Gates: So, how's heaven Steve?

    Steve Jobs: Great, it just doesn't have any walls or fences.

    Bill Gates: So...?

    Steve Jobs: So, we don't need any Windows and Gates. I'm sorry Bill, I didn't mean to offend you.

    Bill Gates: It's ok Steve, but I heard a rumor.

    Steve Jobs: Oh, what rumor?

    Bill Gates: That nobody is allowed to touch Apple there and there are no Jobs in heaven.

    Steve Jobs: Oh no, definitely there are but only no-pay jobs. Therefore definitely no Bills in heaven as everything will be provided free...."
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