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    Bihar Ke Kisi Village Mein Aaj Bhi Films Ka Advertising Auto Pe Loudspeakers Se Announce Hoti Hai. Ek Din Kuch Aisa Announce Hua...
    Film Ka Naam Tha - Bade Ghar i Bahu Rani.
    Bade Ghar Ki Bahu Rani Ka Mazaa Lijiye, Din Mein Caar Baar, 9 Se 12, 12 Se 3, 3 Se 9 Aur Raat Ko 9 Se 12...!!!
    Aage Ka 30 Rupiya, Aur Peechhe Ka 60 Rupiya...!!!

    Ek Ladki Office Se Apne Ghar Aayi Aur Rote Hue Apni Maa Ko Boli.
    Ladki: Maa, Pata Hai Aaj Subha Subha Mera Boss Mere Uper Chad Gaya.
    Maa Hairan Hote Hue: Achhha, Lekin Kyun?
    Ladki: Subha Late Jo Gayi Thhi.
    Maa: Lekin Tu Leti Kyu Thhi, Vo Toh Chadega Hi Na!!!!

    Ek Aurat Auto Rukwa Kar Rate Final Karte-Karte Doosre Auto Mein Baith Gayi. Pehla Auto Waala Hadbadi Mein Jaldi-Jaldi Se Bola: Ab Ye Kya Baat Hui Madam? Khada Aapne Mera Karwaya, Aur Chadd Doosre Par Gayi??
  • Guinness vs Lager! Guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with sex.
    "I think my dick is too small," he says.
    The doctor asks him which kind of beer he prefers.
    "Well, Lager...
  • Helping Hand!!! A group of 3rd, 4th and 5th graders accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local race track to learn about thoroughbred horses as well as the supporting industry...
  • The Newlyweds A newlywed husband had to go on a business trip, and hated to leave his gorgeous, sexy blonde wife alone. The night before he left, he brought home a vibrator and...
  • Taste Buds! Professor: The Sperm is made up of Glucose, the same material Sugar is made of.
    A Girl raised her hand: Then why doesn`t it taste like Sugar...
  • Entry Into Heaven In a terrible car accident, 3 nuns die at the same time. They all appear in front of the gates of Heaven to meet Saint Peter. When they arrive...
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