| A Boy to a girl: Hey!!! New Laptop? Girl: Yes! Boy: Even I've got a new one. Girl: Oh really!!! Which one? Boy: Dell Inspiron 14 5000, 14 inch touch screen, 1.7ghz intel core i5 CPU, 8GB RAM, 1TB hard disk, windows 8.1, HD graphics, bluetooth 4.0, HD 720p webcam and 3 cell lithium ion battery. Girl: Ohh nice. Boy: And Yours? Girl: Mera Na Pink Wala Hai, Usmein Internet Bhi Hai, Songs Bhi Hain, Aur Usmein Pendrive Bhi Laga Sakte Hain. Ek Ladke Ko Uski Girlfriend Ne 2 Baar Message Kiya Aur Dono Hi Baar Ladka Heart Attack Ki Vajah Se Marte-Marte Ye Hain Vo Do Message: Pehla: Bahut Ho Gaya... It's Time to Break-up... Sab Kuch Khatam Ho Gaya. Doosra Message: Sorry... Sorryyy... Ye Message Tumhaare Liye Nahin Tha... Girl: Ye Lo Pendrive, Ismein FACEBOOK Aur Whatsapp Daal Do Please. Boy gave a surprised look to the girl... Girl: Kya Hua, 2 GB Mein Nahin Aayega Kya??? Girlfriend: McDonald's Chalein? Boy: Spelling Bolo Toh Hi Jayenge. Girlfriend: McDonald's Rehne Do, KFC Chalte Hain... Boy: Agar KFC Ka Full Form Bata Dogi Toh Le Chalunga. Girlfriend: Rehne De Kanjoos. Samosa Hi Khila De. |