| A Newly Married Couple Kept having sex 24x7. Is Vajah Se Woh Kaafi Weak Bhi Feel Karte Hain but They didn't Stop. Akhirkaar Wo Ek Doctor Ke Paas Jaate Hain. Doctor Said: Have Sex only on those days which have 'R' in it i.e. ThuRsday, fRiday or SatuRday. Couple Agreed. On Monday Husband Asks his Wife: Darling Whats the Day Today? Wife gives a Naughty smile & says: SomvaaR. MORAL: Horny Ko Kaun Taal Sakta Hai !!! Suhaag Raat Mein Wife: Muje Gabhrahat Ho Rahi Hai. Husband: Tumhare Ye Pehli Raat Hai Isiliye ? Wife: Nahi Ji Raat Mein Pehli Baar Hai Isiliye. Apni Suhagrat Ko Pati Achhe Tarike Se Sex Nahi Kar Paya. Subha Dulhe Ki Maa Ne Bahurani Se Puchha: Bahu, Suhagrat Kaisi Rahi? Bahu Udasi Se: Maa Ji Kya Batau, Grah Parvesh Toh 2 Baar Hua, Par Grah Shanti Nahi Ho Paayi. Wife: Zara Ye Bra Ka Hook Laga Dijiye Na, Please. Husband: I'll Charge 4 Kisses. Wife: Rahne Do, Padosi Se Free Mein Lagva Leti Hun, Wo Haath Daal Kar Set Bhi Kar Denge. |