| A man walked into a restaurant and seated himself. Soon, the waitress came over to take his order, "...and to drink?" she asked. The man said he would like coffee. The waitress promptly returned with a cup of coffee, but spilled it on the man's lap when she stopped at the table. "Oh my God; I am so sorry!!!" "That's OK," the man said, sopping up the puddle on his pants with his a napkin. "But tell me, was this regular or decaf?" "Regular," she replied. "Oh great, now this thing is going to be up all night..." |