Time for Some Quickies

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    Boyfriend 1: Can I touch your boobs?
    Girlfriend 1: Shut up!!!!
    Boyfriend 2: Can I touch your heartbeats?
    Girlfriend 2: Ooooh!!! How Sweet!!!
    Rishta Wahi Soch Nai...

    Salim: Anarkali, can I have sex with you?
    Anarkali: Aapne Bahut Badi Cheez Maang Li Jahanpanah.
    Salim: Agar Woh Cheez Bahut Badi Ho Chuki Hai Toh Phir Rehane Do.

    Call Girl (to a 69 years old man): Uncle, Aap Ek Baar Try Karo Na!
    Uncle: Main KAR Nahin Paaunga.
    Call Girl: Arre, Aao Na Uncle, Try Toh Karo!
    Uncle Aa Gaye Aur Callgirl Pe Toot Pade Aur Uski Tassalli Karwa Di.
    Call Girl: Haaye Mar Gayi. Aap Toh Bol Rahe The Ki Kar Nahin Paunga.
    Uncle: Wo Toh Main PAYMENT Ke Baare Mein Bol Raha Tha.

    Boy: Jaanu, MAin English Movie Ki 2 Tickets Laaya Hun. Tum Chalogi Na Mere Saath?
    Girl: Which Movie?
    Boy: Condom Of Shailesh.
    Girl : You Idiot!!! It's Quantum Of Solace.
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    Soon, the waitress came over to take his order...
  • Blonde on a Date A blonde went out on a date with her boyfriend to the movies. After the movie he took her...
  • You Won't Respect Me! A young man is on a date with a young woman and they go parking. After some heavy petting the young man asks the young woman for oral sex. "No", says the young woman...
  • Thai Nurses After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a prostate test on the National Health Service in the UK, a friend of mine decided to have his next test carried out while...
  • Cricket Ka Fever!!! Sidharth was shaving... comes out of the bathroom bleeding...
    Wife: What Happened?
    Sidharth: Blade Ka Baahari Kinara Laga...
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