| A young Blonde enrolls for a Woodwork Class. On the first day of the school term the teacher was surprised to see a rather prim young lady sitting in the front row of his classroom. Her name was Sarah and she was the only girl to sign up for the woodwork class. The bemused teacher asked Sarah if she was sure she was in the right class. Sarah assured him that she was. The teacher, still somewhat puzzled, added, "This course may be a bit out of your league. Do you have any experience at all working with tools?" "What exactly do you mean?" Sarah asked. "Well, for example, do you know the difference between a nail, a screw and a bolt?" the teacher expounded After pondering for a moment, Sarah admitted, "I really cannot say, since I've never been 'bolted' before!" |